I #dreamt I went to a tapas bar in New York and ordered some cripsy prawn pancakes with chilli sauce. I left to go and speak to someone and when I came back two girls had eaten them. They didn’t care and were picking up my other food and taking photos of it #dreamdiary

I #dreamt I went on holiday with my friends and Jeff tweedy, we travelled by motor boat but my boat overturned. I watched with headphones on listening to myself drowning. Me and Emily had a number 9 birthmark on our faces. We went to a club and I brought my pillow with me #dream

I #dreamt I was visiting numerous card factory outlets. A little girl had a reel of wrapping paper open on the floor of one of the stores and I started crawling on it but my knees were sticking to it and I couldn’t get up, everyone was laughing at me #dreamdiary

I #dreamt I was trapped in a set of trials, firstly in a haunted primary school. They told me I was the chosen one and I had immense powers, Tom Hardy operated the lift to take me to the gods. I had to fight flying metal robots. I was able to travel between worlds #dreamdairy

I #dreamt I was Alice from the resident evil films and wesker was trying to kill me in a supermarket. I hid from him and I managed to escape and went to host a party at my house but didn’t provide any glasses #dreamdiary

I woke up in my bed to the quiet sound of a small cardboard car floating down onto the dresser next to me. This was troubling and quickly became much more upsetting as 5 adult sized creepy greasy clowns exited the car. #clowncar #dream

I #dreamt I went to a bakery for a cinnamon bun, the syrup was disappointing in flavour. They initiated me into the sisterhood. The manager had coloured tiles tattooed, covering her whole face. I had to run to a destination to pass and I said I couldn’t be bothered #dreamdiary

Look out for a special guest dream tomorrow.... #dreamdiary

I #dreamt I had to transcend 3 floors by lift and on each floor was a boss fight from a video game. I completed the boss on the final floor and found a secret boss which I was too scared to defeat. I caught a fish as my prize and had banter with a work colleague #dreamdiary

I had a nightmare last night 😬 The man in the mask pushed her down the stairs and she bashed her head on the wall. She was barely alive, then he stabbed her in the neck. I stood on the shore staring at the sea, it was grey and the waves were huge #dreamdiary #nightmare

I was showing my parents and the in-laws around the medieval city that we lived in. We walked past some macaques who were fighting a pig. We had to shimmy across a ledge over a sheer drop and there were giant scorpions beneath, my mum was really scared #dreamdiary

I went to a wedding but me and my friends were put in the children’s play area and fed burritos whilst everyone else had a 3 course wedding reception meal in the main room. They had a cocktail on the menu called ‘Lily Deivies’ but they ran out of Lilies to make it #dreamdiary

I bought some weed off Prince Charles and we enjoyed a spliff together #dreamdiary