*airhorn* EMILYYYYYYYY okbut for real this is one of my favorite of hers which is saying something bc her collection in progress is bangers only. u should read it immediately

it is unhinged religiosity o'clock .. don't MISS IT

baby's first 'absolutely losing it over the publisher's marketplace blurb of a very dear and talented friend'

Los Angeles apartment listings are like "steps from the freeway"

This interview is such a gift (especially if you, like me, JUST finished the mind- and body-altering ALL FOURS). Thank you for this, Lily and Debbie Ou!

Having come to the boutique uber progressive zine festival held in a LA warehouse I realize I have been in this exact space before and it was to visit a pop up demon exorcising church

SAM on DEMON EXORCISM is the cover story of this month's Harper's. Like everything he writes it is so good and you should read it immediately.

ladies please be cautious when reading Don DeLillo in public... a random man just asked me "is this your first time reading that?"

watching girls (hbo) with my bf (his first time) and he keeps putting his hand over my eyes at the most cringe parts like it's a horror movie

girl next to me in pilates brought male friend/possible love interest with her.. to witness someone engaged in the labor of flirtation while also engaged in the labor of doing pilates... absolutely exhausting

Henry James is a girl's girl

had to pause the holiday bc I was so stunned at how severely cameron diaz failed to pull off saying the word 'schtupping'

why is every fb marketplace post like "full disclosure my dog had viscous diarrhea on this rug <3 NO LOWBALL OFFERS"

all the tired horses in the sun how'm I supposed to get any writing done

"sweeping" as an adjective... I'm not sure about it

just doing some research for my extremely normal and not at all deranged short fiction <3

I will never forget reading a 'celebs embarrassing moments' feature in 17 magazine circa 2002 and Anne Hathaway's was "once in high school the entire baseball team asked me out at the same time it was soooo embarrassing!!"

am I writing the same story over and over again? ya and it rocks