some guy in my neighborhood is moving and just throwing everything lose into the back of a u-haul. no boxes. just piles of clothes and other random shit. he turned around and we made eye contact just as i was making this exact face

Not great but don’t forget how good he was on some of your favorite comedians’ podcasts!!!

BREAKING: Tucson City Council votes 7-0, unanimously to kill Project Blue in the City of Tucson. Listen to the crowd.

can’t have shit anymore

can i go to bed yet?

finally, some good news!

so now we understand the defunding

not falling for the bills either. still gonna watch tho.

STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT GAY

TURN YALL LOCATION OFF ON INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW AND IM BEING SO SERIOUS !!!!

Nobody in history has shouted this.

Happy 27th birthday to Philly's prince that was promised, Jalen Alexander Hurts 🎉🎊🫶

you will all be hearing from me later

Cooper DeJean is one of the boys! He couldn’t get cooler if he tried!

LOWER YOUR VOICE

a child a hour

don’t get me wrong, i appreciate it but buckle up buddy you are in for a ride.