My hobby is commenting ‘it looked better before’ on interior design makeover videos

Oops I did it again- I accidentally entered the London 2025 marathon ballot

Another 80% for Lily #unstoppable

I might be late to join the party but numbing spray is amazing! I’m getting tattooed now and literally can’t feel it

lidl garlic pretzel puff!!!!!!!!

Why? So weird? What about the small cafes and restaurants that don’t have space for 2 different toilets

Hot people walk fast

Crisp companies should do a ‘make your own multipack’ so you don’t have to get the shit flavours

Hospitality workers walk into doctors and say they have a booking instead of an appointment 😭

Are boomerangs still cool?

Oh no, here we go again

Just heard a girl saying ‘if you go in my room there’s a framed photo of the 45 above my bed’ she gets me fr

I'm a big fan of #BigFatQuiz, but it's pretty shit that they don't seem to have made any attempt to make it more accessible for Chris. I don't feel like it would have been that tricky to have fewer picture/video questions, what's the point in booking him if he can't take part?

Absolutely gutted, Jack seemed like so much fun! #TraitorsUK

Every time I give blood they ask me if I’m always that pale :(

Lollipop ladies are camp

I’ve been really enjoying taking my phone off silent

Obsessed with the experts telling Sarah to stop messing about and leave #mafsuk