Oh, so you’re Jewish. Then do you know this one random person I know that’s Jewish and lives across the country??? Me: Actually, yeah.

Boomer: you know you can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery with all those tattoos Millennial Jew: ok boomer

My Dad: I’ll donate half your bar mitzvah money and invest the rest so you can’t touch it till you’re 60 Me: ok boomer

My Parents: We expect you to finish medical school, get married and give us grandchildren by 26 Me: ok boomers

jews when Hava Nagila comes on

when ur french grade goes down 6 percent>>>>>>>

new crush **roger daltrey <3** emmakcoden_

No one: Every single dad when they cough:

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i cry whenever i watch the "love me like no tomorrow" video bc like bruh how can u not

same bro

my head hurts

live aid was woodstock of the 80s

my life is FULFILLED right now. i j watched live aid do they know its Christmas and i didnt realize how many famous people were there. ROGER DALTREY. PUALYYYY. FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY. DAVID BOWIE. all on the same stage. im screaming.

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey trib.al/g9MXNC2

FREDDIE AND PAUL HAS THEY ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER IM DONE THIS IS ALL I WISH FOR Paul McCartney

watch me tell my kids that these are the Beatles

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