and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

MAGA: You get that dirt on Walz? Staffer: Sure did boss, real fuckin heartwarming just like you asked. MAGA: what

a reminder that you do not have to be online for the next few days. you can go do something healthy and fulfilling. not me, I’ll be right here suffering, but you, you can be free

Election anxiety has officially reached Homer-about-to-have-a-heart-attack levels

This is great for anxiety-scrolling if you're also trying to prepare your brain for the fact that we likely won't have results on Tues: nytimes.com/interactive/20…

if you’re IN line to vote, STAY IN LINE, and if you’re ON line to vote you’re from New York City baby best city in the world

Trying to access feelings of confidence and optimism about tomorrow but every inkling of either one triggers a 2016 flashback and fear of jinxes instead so things are going great

I told myself I was gonna wait until 7pm to lock into full clockwork-orange-level focus on election results, but it's 10:30am and I've already refreshed pages that I *know* won't have any new information for hours approximately 13k times. Today is gonna be so long.

I don’t have anything witty to say I just feel fucking sick that it’s this close

Pretty clear it won’t be called tonight but how the hell is anyone supposed to sleep

Are any more swing states going to be called tonight do we think or should I just take a sleeping pill

From 2018 but maybe even more pertinent now, By Lilly Dancyger "To remind us why apathy isn’t an option" writermag.com/writing-inspir…

Alright I tried this once before and just ended up back here, but it seems necessary to try again... find me on bsky w the same handle