Will it ever stop raining or are we just gonna skip to the year 3000 and live underwater?

Do y’all remember wizards of Waverly place when the dad said he gave up his powers to be with the mom cause wizards can’t be with non wizards. Yeah, I want someone like that

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

pack ur bags bitch we’re going to go get lost in the mf sauce

If you got me on insta and you create a finsta..do not ask me to follow it cause it’s a no.

Sometimes when I try to say fucked up and my phone autocorrects it to fucked yo I leave it cause it fits my mood better

Tired of giving A+ effort and getting C+ effort in return. Ya it’s passing but average as fuck

I’m in the relationship that I’ve always wanted

if ur bf doesn’t grab ur hips & pretend to bang u when ur bending over to pick something up leave his boring ass sis

In case anyone was wondering life’s so good for me right now, I work full time, my mental health is where It should be and my relationship is the relationship I prayed for 😇I’m truly happy

Today’s the first day I didn’t fill up on salad and bread sticks at Olive Garden and was actually able to eat all my food. Is this what being an adult is??

Everyone throws shade at “nerdy” gamer boyfriends, but I just walked up to see what game he was playing and saw he’d named a world after me in the game 💓that’s winning In my book!😇🤗 (And no gaming is not all he does🙄 but let your man game when he wants too☺️)

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The only thing ( not even a girl) that goes better with a guy wearing a “dress up” button up is a Busch light. Let’s be real.

People think this is so cute but please explain why your child is in the back seat without a car seat? Guess no one else caught that shit? I would love an explanation.