@morriscat Told her. She says "Morris is unreasonable". How very rude! Taking away my jungle perch and speaking that way to you!

@morriscat I have not yet been introduced to Sparkle & Lilibet from da Yurpean Onion🇪🇺🇩🇪. Solidarity in numbers. SHE is looking scared now.

The crows pooped on humans car. Now all we are hearing bout is that if we DARE to barf or hork today...we are in big bad trouble. Confused

Humans perfume and handcream linger on my delicate fur after snuggles...shouldn't i have a say in HOW we're going to smell??

@morriscat Good Morning Morris. At least i feel better being a girl an smelling pretty. Visitors like to smell me all the time. How are you?

@morriscat Very well thank you...i am watching the Blue Jay on the balcony...and annoying Her by jumping up onto the table

I snore. Humans know that. Why keep bringing it up.

@morriscat We just relax and feel safe when we sleep an snore comes out...if we DON'T snore, they should worry.

@morriscat Ha...i am sleep purring...Morris says it's so...so it MUST be! Are you reading this Human?

@Marthasayswoof You sent a scare through me at first! Hisssssssssss. Sorry...i hiss when scared...am better now.

Good morning every one...i have 25 seconds to leave my tweet mark before SHE goes to work...SHE ran out of computer time...most unreasonable

I do NOT like crows. Too noisy. Too smart. Sorry other birdie friends.

I am a cat, and that is that.

That you for the nice cuteness words. You made my morning!

@BuddyRabbit I shall send you some sun. I finally have a sunbeam to lie in, after days of rain.

I see nothing wrong with a third feline living with us...SHE's not home much...anyway.

So i am guilty of barfy puke in the hallway again this morning..when the food improves, so will my mood. SHE has us on a DIET!!!

I am a cat...and that is that.

I am a cat and that is that!

SHE changed our food...AGAIN!! We are eating sawdust. Life is not nice today. I is protesting by not snuggling.