The nail that sticks out gets hammered

Y’all be doing wayyyy too much in the target parking lot

My backing Cassie && believing everything she said even though I ain’t never met her or Diddy

4 years ago, this week was the last normal week of our lives.

I still text my boyfriend “you good b?” Idk what that says about me but I will not be stopping anytime soon

“Jesus Higgins” - Ethan Bennett

Father stretch my hands.

I told bae we can put $1 in a jar once a year and when the kids turn 18 we can give it to them. He said what they gone do with $18 😂😂😂 I’m screaming

Imma tell y’all right now idgaf if it’s staff parking… we payin 7k a semester now to have to park at Pal’s?? Sick work

A frat boy or an ETSU baseball player HATE to see me coming 😂😂😂😂

If you see me on the slopes no you diddnnntttt

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

My boyfriend just told me I remind him of electrolytes that have been lost… good morning!!!!

you're trying to spike my cortisol and make me less beautiful

i wish i could send this unfortunately im almost 30 years old

Make America Sexy Again fr 🤪💖 Sexyy Red