Accidentally fell asleep from 5pm-11pm and woke up thinking it was 6 am the next day. Trippy

I can feel my villain era approaching

Listen to the song and then read the YouTube comments, I’m dying💀😂

Please do not perceive me

He said “I found you a really cool rock” He’s the one

This isn’t even satire

The next time a strange man stares at me in public I’m going to lose my shit. Seriously makes me so uncomfortable

every day I pray, may the over the shoulder boulder holder hold the boulders over the shoulder

My phone was updating for like an hour last night and all it did was make the font of the time on my lockscreen ugly

Godspeed with your political discussions at the dinner table today

Ewwwwwwwwww

Oh my god. A survivor of the 2012 Sandy Hook elementary shooting is a current student at Michigan State.

Cats smell like vanilla bean and mischief

BREAKING: The Texas Senate just passed a bill that would compel every single public school classroom in the state to display a copy of the Ten Commandments. Additionally, a bill was passed to set aside time during the day for prayer and reading the Bible. You might be thinking

It’s so much more difficult to get on your feet in this economy with 0 support from your parents. Stop the ride, I want off.

What an absolute icon

ben shapiro mocking a trans actress for having a deeper voice than him as if the majority of people (regardless of gender) don’t also have deeper voices than ben shapiro

It has been eons since I was on this app, hello everyone. I am new and improved