swag like ohio 😎

drunk

seeing this genuinely ruined my day

hey it’s my birthday

homegirls are talking about genocide at my bday party

i’m so much funnier in the winter and i realized it’s just the seasonal depression

just got tased 💯

girl looked at my id and said “wow you look a lot older than you are!” unrelated, but do you guys think botox is worth it?

man i wish dads were real

i’m not saying that all people who drink dr pepper are gay all i’m saying is i’ve never met a gay person who doesn’t like dr pepper

never met a brunette cassidy

it’s my birthday so unfortunately you will need to wish me a happy birthday sorry i don’t make the rules

got a birthday text from three different doctors before i got a text from any of my parents

forgot to change my shoes before the concert…. how tf am i gonna mosh in Birkenstocks 😐

shakin ass in the waymo

decided to rebrand as a girl who watches football… can someone explain what a field goal is