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I call my wife 'her indoors' because she looks like Jim Morrison.

As someone lately of this parish recently said : “The true purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill without allowing skill to access wealth” Please sign this ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Inventor of wicker furniture: What if relaxing was uncomfortable?

Jane Elson Sue Divin #AllStories2024

Was thinking the very same. Challenging ITV thetheoneshowshow This Morning Lorraine to interview non celebrity authors and Illustrators at least once per month. We need book promotion too. Gauntlet tossed.

Ever since it’s been brought to my attention that you can say Covid 19 to the tune of, Come on Eileen, I’ve been unable to read it any other way.

Arrrrrgggghhhh! Don't read the tweet below unless you want your life ruined

Who do you prefer - Faber or Faber?

Remember before facebook when you would take a picture of your dinner, get it developed and take it to all your friends houses and show them?. Me neither.

Look, enough already, I'm already voting for her, you don't have to keep selling me on it.

I once did something completely indescribable.

People who try to defend partygate didn't lose a loved one in Lockdown or in aftermath.

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Go Vote! It's your right! #ElectionDay

So..........Who put an angry cat in my drawer?? 😀

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