Horse year incoming

twitter will always be your best app if you're single, funny or just depressed

For the first time ever, I actually slept for 8.5 hours.

For the top of this year, write your goals down, but don’t rush them. That’s a recipe for failure and will not be sustainable. I created a 90-day goal planner to help you develop and track your HABITS to reach those goals and develop discipline. grind2thegoal.com/products/90-da…

Im the type of person who knows motivation and energy can be fleeting. I maximized on it this morning. Made how Made nuggets, broccolini, chicken strips, and rice in addition to a visit with my nephew and sitting folding clothes now. Purr.

I hate talking to non-English first language customer service people.

It’s two pairs of shoes sitting in my Nike cart then need to be pressed.

I wanna rewatch Welcome to Derry. Great cinema

Not this lady just stole a dog to ask for a reward for finding it lmaooo

SATC S1:E1

Yeah it was part of the Lousiana Purchase.

you’re allowed to be proud of yourself for things nobody else saw you survive.

Late replies don't bother me. As long as we're not in love and you don't owe me money, take your time. 🤣

Has anyone seen We Bury the Dead or The Housemaid?

Idk that sticky date cake is calling my name

unpopular but i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

Didn’t even know that was Lil Kim u til I read the side. 😔sad

I finally know how to say Lagos. I know I’m not the only one who had been saying it wrong or every which way.

Everything is hilarious to me and that’s my problem. Lmao or is it