got so mad at my politics teacher i turned her into a soyjak

an alternate universe of uma musume where alchemy is a legitimate scientific practice 1/3

i hope it was the right choice! #prsk_FA #mizuena

They’re all big strong guys until you find their Linkin profile and then they run away

This painting is why i will never be allowed to go to amerikkka

Ghost of my great-grandfather who made a fortune by gambling on horse races seeing me play Umamusume

#kissmeter ok everypony dont let me flop bcuz i rly wanna draw opeope kissing its the ope kissathon and we are going for gold #ウマ娘

EN Translation by RagingAsn Artist Comment: PokeTaki - Jungle Pocket's Girlfriend 영어 번역입니다! 다음에 또 봐요! #UmaTranslations

Spiritually Strangereal country

Mizuki I don't want to alarm you but there's a frightening beast behind you #prsk_fa #mzen (they kiss after the race)

if i dive into a forest only to find fake plastic trees im killing you

i now understand everything

公式写真………だ…………………と

Did you ever buy anything from a cannabis shop? MAMDANI: *giggles* I have CUOMO: No. SLIWA: I WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES

tiny old horse man gets drunk and starts yapping to you about his exes

i will never stop calling stego “old man” sorry not sorry 🫶

Its 2040 Tel Aviv. You’re in the F-67 cyberplane welded in a Buenos Aries slum, armed with the 2000lb cranium of “captivedreamer”. You ask for the coordinates but your H1B ground support unit is shouting at grok before Greta fires a 9K32 Strela-2 at you and sends you to Valhalla

😘💙 #Arknights

Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !