He would rather the Best Picture prize went to ‘Ghosts Can’t Do It’.

chillin

I HAVE NEVER BEEN DISRESPECTED THIS BADLY

starting them out young

Dwight: Quarantine? I’ve been prepared for quarantine since I was a baby. All Schrutes are quarantined for a month when they turn five. Those of us who learn to fend for themselves survive. Those who don’t... Well, there’s a reason you’ve never heard about Mose’s brother Abner.

quarantine day 12: neighbors are home 24/7 so i moved and muted the drums. even the fucking sticks are muted

only he can put an end to this epidemic

🍏More Green!🍏 2020 Denver (last show before the apocalypse) #GreenDrums

me today, getting woken up at 12pm by my phone going off: alo man: alo man: me: man: me: God? man: hi ma3ak karim men wizaret el sahhat

we’ve acc begun to decrease im fucking proud. rip usa and uk tho💔 (nice one right wing👍)

kindly ignore any of my retweets from user AfxFkh

POLITICS (2020) a short film:

"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement.

hey twitter check out this thing I did for a class. my mother trained hard for this. thanks youtu.be/P6OTfo8HO3Y

my grandkids turned 1 month old today. their mom will turn 1 in june! (teen mom)

get yo stupid ass dog away from me oH shes wAnTs fRienDz then get that bitch a tinder get it away im allergic ugly ass pug

“Another Conan Funko doll?” – my kids on Christmas morning.

paul & linda mccartney arriving to sue allen klein & beatles in style ✨

The darkness in Beirut today is hard to describe even for us athletes of darkness. I saw women and children walking the streets barefooted to beg in the 6°C/42F pouring rain, I saw a man with a headlamp going through garbage bins also in the 6°C pouring rain at 11pm.