First attempt at royal icing was okay. We decorated with Queen writing tubes. You can see the kids' handiwork and mine.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

The volume of quotes in this statement says more than the statement. "Baranovskaya said Shklyarov “went out onto the balcony to get some air and smoke” and “lost his balance” on the “very narrow balcony”."

Hitting the last three words in the headline

You can kill schoolchildren, you can kill whistleblowers, you can kill random homeless people, but god forbid you kill a CEO. Things gotta change, we can't do this anymore.

Peyton Manning when he hears about the Justice and Development Party:

31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.

Finally figured out how to use google maps properly to map all the empty homes that have been submitted and it’s pretty wild

The first time I needed an asthma puffer and without a Rx (and doctor's visit w/copay), without insurance, it was $8 OTC. I asked "do you mean $80?" The cashier laughed before she realised I was asking a genuine question.

Why is the top Muppet all greasy

Laughing at all the conspiracy comments saying "15 minute cities! You won't be able to leave your area!" About a residential block next to a TRAIN STATION.

It was inevitable after this

BOW BOW BOW BOW BOWWWWW

So much of the identity of the Simpsons - the stings, the interstitial music cues, the quite impressive full musical numbers - were Alf Clausen. All of it really except for the title theme. Foundational to the show. RIP. Here’s a news jingle he did.

I told you we’d be back

Of my 3,000 followers, fully 181 people so much as saw my last post, which I spent an hour researching, so I'm not sure there's any point persisting here - but *deep sigh* here's today's ... A bonkers 1924 scheme to divert the Yarra River via Albert Park Lake (which was ...

As our kids go #BackToSchool, never forget that we ARE the traffic that we’re afraid of. If more kids walked, biked or rode transit to school, it would erase a massive number of car trips each day, and our kids would be safer, healthier and better at school. Spread the word.

Moved the ghost bike at Kensington Station to a safer place so mourners don't become become victims.

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.