Said it 5 years back !

Gurgaon last night!

Shikayti tattu!

Faaaaaak! This looks so close to hail mogambo!

I love when people say to me as a comic - "WHY CAN'T YOU LEARN FROM CHARLIE CHAPLIN, JOHNNY LEVER, RAJU SRIVASTAVA AND NOT BE OFFENSIVE" To you, I say, why can't you learn from Charles Darwin and, y'know, EVOLVE :)

Yaad hi nhi aarhi movie kaunsi thi!!

Grown ass people who write "Followed by xyz" in their bio might as well write ke "Main lemon and spoon race mein first aya tha nursery mein". Thora toh grow up kro uncle aunty.

"ऐ, दाह संस्कार की फोटो नहीं खींच सकते!" ""ऐ, सेंट्रल विस्टा की फोटो नहीं खींच सकते!" ""ऐ, बदइन्तजामी की फोटो नहीं खींच सकते!" "अरे तो ये बता दो कि किसका खींच सकते हैं?" "फोटो खींचने लायक एक ही तो चेहरा है देश में। उसे छोड़कर किसी और संकट की फोटो खींचना मना है।"

Rhetorical hai ke genuine answer dena hai?

Boht funny aadmi hai shashwat!

One Nation, One Victim - Narendra Modi

Maybe PM ne apni laal aankhein nhi dikhai hongi jo unhone China ko dikhai thi.

These could be 3 "different" people.

Uncle ji aaaaaaaathoooooo!

Agar tum karma mein believe krte ho toh yaad rakhna saaheb gaali bhi apne karam ki hi kha rhe hain!

People have been arrested for putting this Poster. Please don’t share it. It has really hit the nerve of Narendra Modi Government. Retweet only for awareness purpose so that more people know what they shouldn’t do

Read.

Release a new video youtu.be/5RCzrJvwGb4 It's personal, up close plus standup toh hai hi. ❤

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