Am I going mad? They should be angry with George for attempting to frame Alice but he didn't cause the crash that almost killed everyone #TheArchers

The mastery of artist Harry Wingfield. ‘Cake’ (Yes, it is a painting - from Third Picture Book, 1971)

Lilian Bellamy there, previously married to the very crooked Matt Crawford, aunt of Helen Archer who perverted the course of justice, and aunt of Freddie Pargeter who went to prison for dealing drugs. Judging George Grundy #TheArchers

Akram is by far my favourite member of his otherwise annoying family #TheArchers

LEONARD!! #TheArchers

Esme doesn't half go on. No-one cares about your Proustian lampshade, dearie #TheArchers

#TheArchers Jolene, please don't take him just because you can.

Mick doesn't work in the pub, Joy - he shouldn't get a proxy vote #TheArchers

Yay, more people we don't care about #TheArchers

Oh give it a rest, Lilian. Your family aren't any better, they're just more privileged #TheArchers

Well, that was fun. I remain Team George. Lilian can get in the bin, and she can take her breathtaking hypocrisy with her #TheArchers

Is it Amber or Zainab klaxon #TheArchers

So, Kenton is feeling better after spending time with Shula? With Shula? Better? #TheArchers

Nice to have Alice fretting for a change #TheArchers

Why tell George about a party he didn't know about and then tell him not to tell #TheArchers

Alice is in #TheArchers a lot, isn't she?

Never mind the cold and missing school, it's the 6 hours of daylight that kills you #TheArchers

Why do the cheerleaders want to go on holiday together anyway? Adam, Helen, Tom, Alice...I'd rather live through the Siege of Stalingrad #TheArchers

If farms don't make money, how come it costs, like, £7 million to buy one? #TheArchers

I hope every P.G. Wodehouse fan gets to see this passage 😄🤞🏻 (Includes a delightful description of an Autumn morning, an opposition to lunching on raw carrots, and the most terrific word in 'rannygazoo': an old American slang term for a scheme, or a foolish carrying-on.)