I had my 1st ever steroid injection in one of my knees today, and I can already tell a difference. Apparently increased sweating can be a side effect afterwards, but I had no idea my face could sweat *this* much! Both sides of my pillow are just destroyed. Hooray.

My phone is hell-bent on the destruction of any semblance of professionalism Smitty

I do not understand what it is about wearing earbuds that make people (especially older strangers) try to talk to you.

Hold on...you're telling me I can just tell Ziggy (aka Alexa) to order me a pizza, AND it will tell me when it's only 2 minutes away from being delivered?! Smitty This is so dangerous. #FatLife

At any given time, this is popping off in my head: Mummy says we're good at puzzles

I'm like the Dr. Zoidberg of the Zoom group; I prolly play an important role, but no one knows what it is. So I spend most of my time making weird comments and noises, running around, squirting ink.

How can you tell if it's stress 💩 or just a tummy bug? Asking for a friend

Jag är så jävla förbannad just nu.

I relate so much to this doggo I can't even begin to go into all of the details and subtle nuances. I just GET IT.

youtu.be/4h26LN_7KlQ Didn't think this would ever be something I needed, but here we are. (Just babysitting some baby birbs, and any advice would be welcome)

It's the 1st day I've had at home by myself in a long time. I could get so much accomplished! But what I'm actually doing is video calling Smitty so I can harass his coworkers as they walk by his office. Ya know, grown up stuff.

I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kiddin'. Heh. What are we, like a bus or something?

"J told me "work your magic" to bring in autumn. Idk...is there a special dance I'm supposed to do? Do I yell at trees?" "I'd say yell at trees and the sky...." "Persephone! Get your ass downstairs! I'm tired of tit sweat!" "Amen." Smitty

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM GO

"If you need me, just holler. I won't run, but I will walk briskly. I got short legs and big tits; I don't run."

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Well, it's been a while since I posted. Time to remedy that, I reckon.

That paralyzing thought that wakes you up in the middle of the night of "I uploaded the wrong resume."

"I had a dream that I had surgery to get gills." "That makes sense." And that's how you know you've made a good choice in friend