Lily πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸΆπŸ“šπŸ‘ πŸ‘‘ (@librarnian) 's Twitter Profile
Lily πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸΆπŸ“šπŸ‘ πŸ‘‘

@librarnian

A very married queer nerd with love for dogs, books, & drag.
Seamstress and half of the House of Smitty podcast.
I'm like an opossum in a strawberry patch.

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calendar_today22-09-2014 14:52:00

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Lily πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸΆπŸ“šπŸ‘ πŸ‘‘ (@librarnian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had my 1st ever steroid injection in one of my knees today, and I can already tell a difference. Apparently increased sweating can be a side effect afterwards, but I had no idea my face could sweat *this* much! Both sides of my pillow are just destroyed. Hooray.

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Hold on...you're telling me I can just tell Ziggy (aka Alexa) to order me a pizza, AND it will tell me when it's only 2 minutes away from being delivered?! Smitty This is so dangerous. #FatLife

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I'm like the Dr. Zoidberg of the Zoom group; I prolly play an important role, but no one knows what it is. So I spend most of my time making weird comments and noises, running around, squirting ink.

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youtu.be/4h26LN_7KlQ Didn't think this would ever be something I needed, but here we are. (Just babysitting some baby birbs, and any advice would be welcome)

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It's the 1st day I've had at home by myself in a long time. I could get so much accomplished! But what I'm actually doing is video calling Smitty so I can harass his coworkers as they walk by his office. Ya know, grown up stuff.

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"J told me "work your magic" to bring in autumn. Idk...is there a special dance I'm supposed to do? Do I yell at trees?" "I'd say yell at trees and the sky...." "Persephone! Get your ass downstairs! I'm tired of tit sweat!" "Amen." Smitty