hot girls are single and have no valentines

my toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break

we all got that one homie whose laugh is funnier than the joke

getting ur hair played w >>>

I be so in love with the fake scenarios i create in my head.

if ur alarm is “by the seaside” you are one unserious mf 😭

My son’s bestfriend text me & I’m actually crying really hard .. 😭😭😭 also I’m the cool mom lol

i can’t believe some people just don’t have anxiety. how are you doing? do you worry? do you think about everything at once ever? or is it just quiet up there in the ol noggin

Y’all I just accidentally flushed one of my airpods down the toilet now I’m watching it move through the pipes on Apple Maps😭

I used to test batteries on my tongue to feel that sting and I think that’s why I’m a lil slow and be choosing the wrong men.

season 5. chapter one. the crawl. happy stranger things day

my future husband is probably fake laughing at his girlfriends Iame jokes rn. be patient king, a true clown is on the way.