Men used to go to war. Now they announce promotions at their powerpoint and excel job using this picture

When you apply to a job that doesn't use workday

Hey do you have five minutes?

Exactly

What if we all had LinkedIn pictures like this

Me having already talked for two hours straight in New Hire Orientation until noon every Monday of my life 🤪🥲

Me tweeting my audience

my brain isn’t rotting i’m saving it to make banana bread

*uploads resume* "Please enter job history below"

Me attempting to use Workday

Don't do this to people

I can fix it 🤠

ADHDer's dream job: Being a Professional Idea Generator. Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

AI is creating this new and unique problem where people are absolutely not reading the emails they’re sending

When one Leader stresses me out so bad I actually got the nerve to turn off Teams notifs for the afternoon (I am home sick)

😂

Me in HR counseling struggling employees like "are you sure this job is worth it for you?"

Me and the Generalist going for walks every time it's nice out 🤌

Hey don't do this in a regulated environment though, they're gonna catch you