"If you call a psychic and she doesn't pick up before it rings, hang up." -Jean-Claude Van Damme. 😂😂😂

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST CHAOTIC WINNING GOAL I HAVE EVER WATCHED 😭😭😭x.com/ChamfriRM/stat…

50 countries have become Independent from London since 1945 and not one single country has requested to rejoin

🚨 Madeleine McCann: THE FORGOTTEN INTERVIEWS “You can clear this up right now?” Kate McCann is pressed on the night Madeleine was left crying in 5A. 📍 Pamela Fenn’s witness statement: “At approx 10:30pm, I heard a child crying. It got louder, more distressed. The child

Bellingham = moaning faced twat. Can't believe someone has compared him to Zidane. Dug meat

It’ll be 30 quid for a haircut by the end of the year. 80 quid for 30 minute sports massage & 90 quid for a 45 minute PT session. Humanity & dignity out the window. Soulless.

for reference here, i have been relentlessly hassled by HMRC for 36p before. not taxing billionaires properly is a choice not a mistake.

Do these people know that from the moment Ronaldo arrived in La Liga (summer 2009), to the moment he left La Liga (summer 2018), Messi scored more goals in La Liga in that period than him?

This is Robert Maddox, his hobby is installing jet engines on anything that can move

Andy from the office chatting 😂

Go Ahead Eagles, we want 5 million for Jakob Breum. Celtic...

65 countries have gained independence from the United Kingdom - and not one of them has tried to come back. That’s because independence is normal. Decisions for Scotland, made in Scotland. It’s a future worth voting for. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Honestly think anyone who’s sat through 180+ mins of Rangers v Celtic and Denmark v Scotland are entitled to some form of compensation

12 months of the mini boss.. Keeping me on my toes every day already 👏

Findlay Curtis not getting a game over Mikey Moore is a shambles man🤣

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭

How has he learned to shoot without using his arms 😂

He is deffo going through something 😂😂😂

Imagine you have Johan mjallby fc and hearts to win the league 👀😂😂

Agree what a.lot of shite man