I love Aldi's audacity, how can they name their Dr Pepper dupe Professor Peppy?? 😂

Could watch this tackle all day long

Pompey Pedro

George Bush going to be a battle pass character

fuck me liz kept that quiet

Why is paddington the one escorting her to heaven I don't get it. Is paddington bear the British grim reaper???

Just looked in the group chat. What a catch up this was.

I’ve said it before and I’ll it again The fact a bloke with a speech impediment constantly fronts up for voice work like interviews and this show you he’s 10x the man that the twitter virgins sat at home in their Mum’s house making fun of his speech are. My captain 🦁 🦁 🦁

every time an NBA player puts up a historic stat line, there is always fine print at the bottom of the graphic that says something like “ᵂⁱˡᵗ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰⁱˢ ¹⁷ ᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᵇˡⁱⁿᵈᶠᵒˡᵈᵉᵈ”

this video has everything — drama, comedy, great lines: "cat pervert," "you're harboring my cat" 10/10

65+ easily the worst demographic in this country, full of angry Boomers despite buying their houses for 10p and retiring with final salary pensions. Moaning about us constantly as we pay for their NHS hip replacements while they sadistically vote to stop us having any nice things

I think I have just encountered peak Australia.

the free market delivers

i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation

Me, reading the end of the Iliad:

England If we lose, Gareth should be sent to 1945 Germany