As a reminder, you can find me on the butterfly app…

There’s so much to love about the Māori demonstration in the New Zealand house of parliament. But, honorable mention has to go to that one guy who, in response to the first notes of the haka, just goes “Oh, no. Don’t do that.”

Denim? I hardly know ‘im!

Every season, someone on GBBO tries to bake something rose-flavored. And, every year, the judges say the rose is too dominant. Maybe - just maybe - let’s stop baking with stuff that’s used to de-stink a fart closet.

F*ck Coca Cola and there AI holiday ad.* *Community Note: User was drinking Diet Coke at the time of posting.

Gonna try to be nice to myself today, he said like a b*tch.

Gonna start a band called SPAM? NONPROFIT.

Siempre Viva!

Gonna go talk to some Diet Coke about this dehydration headache.

I love seeing all the little green underlines in my drafts. Like, b*tch, I’ll tell YOU what constitutes a proper sentence.

Well, whatever 兔兒神 says…

I may not know If I’m here or there But, one thing I know @maggiesmithpoet likes my hair

And, why is the carpet all wet, TODD?!

On the eve of the new year, and the last day of December, we kiss this year goodbye with a bittersweet longing and beautiful poetry. “Winter Words” by Joseph Lezza belongs to the world now, and is in 80 Matey! Read it here! roifaineantpress.com/post/winter-wo…