‘but we won an EMMY’ is the 2025 equivalent of Lisa Scott Lee’s ‘but we were B List at Capital’ 😥😂

No Glastonbury for me…but I’ve got a decent weekend of gigs ahead of me. Olivia Rodrigo at Hyde Park tomorrow and then all of the K-Pop stars at the O2 for SMTOWN live on Saturday 🙌🏼

Americanised shite

Had a Chinese garlic cheese bun thing last night and my breath is still absolutely HONKING. I’m paranoid about it so I apologize in advance if I speak to you today. No amount of chewy or tooth brushing is getting rid 🙈😂

It’s nearly 30 degrees in Soho today and some freaks are stood in a one hour long queue for a £20 jacket spud because some twat on TikTok told them to 🤯

so proud of Nini right now. Olivia is smashing #Glastonbury2025 💜

The Thompsons Arms without a shadow of a doubt 🍻🍺

The Omar content from when he came in to see us at MTV after Hoopla…enjoy youtu.be/FlKUjjsbz6c?si…

Awful news. Only got married last week. Make the most of every second you have 😥💔

If you haven’t got Oasis tickets for tonight, slap on MTV 90s asap. We’re doing an Oasis day playing out their classic MTV Unplugged show, a Jack Saunders hosted Official Top 10 best selling Oasis singles and a special videography playing all their vids from 1994 onwards 🤘🏼🎸

WTF THIS IS INCREDIBLE 💜💙#twitterclarets

INCREDIBLE

omg obsessed with K-pop demon hunters on Netflix. Soundtrack is so good 🇰🇷

Don’t know what people are whinging about the kit for. Arrived yesterday and I think it’s decent 🤷🏻‍♂️👌🏼 #twitterclarets

BANGER

Not normally negative but I don’t get this one. We already got a million wingers. How does he fit in the team. 🤷🏻‍♂️ and yeah he was our ‘top goalscorer’….yeah with SIX 🙈 #twitterclarets but obvs ill get behind him and welcome back etc

I CANT with this Americanisation of football. Get in the bin 🚮 This build up is embarrassing #ClubWorldCup

😂😂😂😂 FFS 💀💀💀💀 Half time insight from Don 🤡

About to put my foot thru the screen. WTF IS THIS 🙄🥊 #ClubWorldCupFinal

Reece James asking Donald Trump ‘are you gonna leave’ and Trump just not moving for the trophy lift is mental 😂😂😂😂😂