she cooked here

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

super into not charging my phone anymore

people are genuinely so mean these days and it's kinda scaring me

it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for

Me when someone mentions beer and a hotdog

I'm 26 now and i still remember the things people said to me when i was 10. That's why it's so important to be careful what you say around kids because those words stay with them for life.

I can recite this word for word

Love Island Season 9 winners Kai and Sanam are officially MARRIED! ❤️ #LoveIsland

it was damn near perfect

Oh I absolutely do not like anyone who dislikes my mom idgaf who you are

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

if you wanna argue call me im on that tonight

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

its very cute keep it up ladies