I am sleepy! I don’t know what I did a moment ago and what I will do a moment from now and I haven’t the faintest idea what I am doing at present. Franz Kafka, 1909.

i didn't tweet yesterday because i was experiencing The Horrors

showering without my contacts in feels like a punishment

trees today

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

my last selfie before they put me down

facebook marketplace is the only thing that truly knows me

heart shaped leaves 🍃

i believe in another lifetime we are just two kids climbing trees together

hold on i only need 24 more hours to turn my life around

i look at her and burst into tears... she's perfect

this might come as a shock to some of you but the leaves are currently changing

lex I’m not saying I want you to be sick but I also want you to rest from work so I hope you get the flu very quickly ❤️

the concept of starting my 2025 new year's resolutions in october... Girl it's over wrap it up

i am an exaggerator at heart

i have no good tweets. no recent drafts. sorry to break the fourth wall but this is the situation at hand

i literally swear that i can hear you in the wind... open.spotify.com/track/0yq3IiS6…

let's pick flowers together