Ndisalimbane naye mwina Nd lesbian.😂

Kuyambira lero ma answers anga ambiri azikhala “OK” and “ Chabwino Chabwino”.

When you are broke, anyone with money looks like a role model.

Praying for a relationship then it breaks is an answered prayer, answered prayers are not only in the things we keep but also in the things we lose.

The most terrifying moment in life is when a toilet refuses to flush at someone's else's house. 😭🫵🙌

When you are in your single era and you remember those rounds you refused because you were tired. This weather needs Malawi Gin 📌

This is America's President in Saudi Arabia, a dictatorship, an absolute monarchy. America is also taking a gift from a monarchy, Qatar. Not a democracy. I feel sorry for Africans who think Gaddafi had to be killed because he was a dictator or who think America hates dictators!

There will be signs...

People are not used to the truth. They lie and expect to be lied to. That's why if a man was to come out and say he struggled with genital warts, or a woman say she had an abortion, people will judge and say sizokamba kugulu. Man lives by dishonesty and deception!

Remember to pray for your partner before you sleep. If you're single, please pray for the country...🙏

But is drinking alcohol Necessary?😐😐

Kungogula Benz, Mwayamba kumenya Golf ?😂😂😂😂

Our generation's sleeping schedule depends on the percentage of battery remaining in the phone.

We should start referring to "Age'' as "Levels'', because "I'm at level 30" sounds cooler than just being an old person.

Make peace with the fact that in a few years you will not be close to the people you are close to today. You will no longer be friends or lovers. You willl meet and feel like strangers. That's a part of life and growth!

New week. Same mandate.

You have heard 💯