bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

3 pandemics before you touched Super Bowl turf .Josh Allen

Paul George soon as I got money on him

All these niggas look congested

They keep trying to soft launch aliens and we really don’t GAF 😭😭😭

Me with the Swatch AP Royal Oak

A real life community note is crazy LMFAOO

Me at my son’s 2nd birthday party seeing the cavs just had another turnover

You’re looking at 2 bowel movements between all of them in the last 5 weeks. Lean CAN’T be that good.

MIKUH JACKSUN LIL MIKUH JACKSUN MIKUH JACKSUN

refs deadass didn’t call a foul on this

I can’t believe they didn’t put dis part in there

I heard my nephew singing In the shower …

so this is how it ends huh?

Band for band with an mvp candidate while Wade handing out water to Bron at the same age

Like are you FUCKING kidding me

If im Bron im looking bronny in the eye like.. how u feel bout the east

happy mother’s day to the girl i wanna have a baby wit