"Suze came round the office to give me a piece of her mind, and ended up giving me a piece of her ass."

On this day in 1971, Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane. Since then, the title has only been secured once more at their stadium - by Arsenal in 2004.

I'm dead. How have Google used Spurs to define this word

Throw back to before the game, Jose Mourinho said Thierry Henry only scored against small teams. Thierry Henry then went on and scored twice against Jose's Chelsea and said this. Legendary. 😂

Even from home, this guy is still chatting pure waffle. #twat

Here's Dennis Bergkamp scoring a beauty for Ajax!

Grade A 🔔 end

So we’re in Medium Covid-19 when we actually need Lemon & Herb Covid-19? Gotcha.

On the anniversary of the Invincibles. My club is so shameless and I absolutely love it.

There’s a lot of saltiness out there today. I love it 😂 #Invincibles #arsenal #Immortality

Ended up with Paderborn as well 😅 Laura Woods

Schalke 0:4

Where’s the rent boys?

Downing St says Colonel Tom Moore who raised over £32m for NHS charities by doing laps of his garden is set to be knighted

On to some positivity.. 121 reported deaths today in ALL settings compared to past Mondays 160, 210, 288, 338, 559, 744 The trend is DOWN 📉 Weekly average is DOWN 📉 The cases were DOWN 📉 Hospitalisations DOWN 📉

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Now - SHAMEFULLY - deleted from the BBC feed. RT far & wide, and while you’re at it, I defy you to point out ONE WORD of this which isn’t factually true and “impartial”.