Regression analysis on Gender & Age of Attraction (results not that surprising 😂)

UK traders will wear Loro Piana just to sit for 10 hours and say “fanks mate, can be done @ 99-29+”

Me hungover af waiting for the office lactation room to open up so i can take a nap

NYC in 2025: $25 cocktails at mediocre spots, subway’s more dangerous than a Brazilian favela, congestion pricing is here, dating apps are full of picky people with nothing to offer, and 1st-year analysts think they deserve a $500k salary

Just me and my average commute to work on the NYC subway system

TikTok finance influencers be like “i have an extensive financial background having undergone the 2yr investment banking / sales and trading analyst program”. My brothers and sisters, y’all just click the print button and fetch lunch during those 2 years

Trading PnL Sales credits

State of the economy rn

Good morning to everyone but equity traders and the geniuses that decided to keep the bond market open today

On the bright side, at least your high yield savings account will look frothy again

9 out of 10 women in America currently have something to return at Zara

So i don’t get this. We saw strong job and low unemployment numbers, yet equities sold off. Using the same logic, if companies start having mass layoffs, would that cause equities to rally?

Missing the Bloomberg terminal user interface on the private sector section. Hasn’t changed since the 80s

A true Private Equity bro in training

Deploying dry powder in the finmeme sector this am

There’s someone out there rn that’s late for a Pilates class and has absolutely zero clue dow jones dropped 2,231 points on Friday

The face I make after crop dusting the sales row

Things drunk traders thing about: 1) If i rip 2 upper decky 3mg ZYNs does that equate to 1 6mg 2) What is my projected burn rate if i get a divorce in 3, 6, 9 years 3) Do you think [enter bar here] will let me in wearing a white button down?