“You could do worse, and I’m sure you will.”

“It ended in a WWE-style wrestling match between Barney and Big Bird.”

Anthony: “You killed her” Stevens: “It wouldn’t be the first time I killed an Alto”

“My daughter has a solo in her concert so I will not be at Night of Stars.” *choir is offended* “Yes, that means I hate you.”

“In the late 1700s this was a banger.”

“This is not a banger.”

“I’m looking forward to Dementia.”

“I used to be able to say lock in without thinking about it, but now all I can think about is Aidan Sause.”

“If there’s a problem, there’s a bass problem.”

“I am the alpha and the omega.”

“If someone is going to NSAA jail, it should be Mark Harman.”

“One of the Doctors told me I have a big beautiful robust brain. Then I asked her to write that down and sign it.”

“Even stoics like Jack Carlson break sometimes.”

"Ryan forgetting will bring the choir together at his funeral."

"I would never stab anyone... but never say never."

*Talking to the tenors* "Your 'ding' is better than your 'dong.'"

"History will teach us we can't trust the Germans."

"I will stab you with my choir teacher of the year award."

*Referring to Macho Voce* "So you are assuming they can read?"

Toby: “Do you hate the environment Stevens?” Stevens: “It depends on what part of the environment”