Enyewe I'm aging like a forgotten yoghurt. I'm not even married with kids, it's not not even midyear & I'm already losing my house key & finding them in my pocket after being trapped in my own house for a half a day. 6 frickin hours of torment! It is well with my soul...

Replying "Good night too" to a good night text the next morning is a quintessential display of folly that unfortunately I will never understand -:(

Come on Kenya Power ... it's the same story every evening- right when one actually needs the power on, you're like 'not today fam'. It's like a clockwork. How much more can we take?

If you ever watched Johnny Bravo, Sanjay & Craig, Courage the Cowardly Dog & SpongeBob … please please please go and visit a mental hospital. I’m begging.

I asked my cousin which work cannot be replaced by AI and she said 'being a mom' and I think that's beautiful :-)

He said that change begins from the top or with a revolution from the bottom :-)

"It's too late" is a myth sold by fear, comparison or lack of contentment.

I asked her what her love language is and with a straight face she said "mother tongue" Good heavens!

WILT : In 1983, a 23-year-old UK woman died after eating what is still considered the largest meal ever consumed. She ate about 8.6kg of food in about 4 hours.

2019 was 2,019 days ago.

Being damaged is beautiful sometimes.

“Envy is a declaration of inferiority.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

Death too shall die. It hurts like hell, dad.

No one. Absolutely no one has an exaggerated sense of self importance than someone who has 'sapiosexioxial' on their bio

Person I : Rate me on a scale of 1-10 Person II : 14... on the pH scale Person I : What's that supposed to mean? Person I : You're very basic

Thank you John Cena for inspiring generations. As you retire, thank you for immortalizing resilience, personifying consistency and embodying your mantra hustle, loyalty, respect. Your legacy goes far beyond the ring. Word life! Thank you, Cena. 👊

KPLC has this toxic trait similar to that one unreliable lover—popping back into your life just often enough to keep things going, acting like everything’s fine, and then, without warning, disappearing into thin air right when you actually need them most.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around how anyone with a shred of common sense, a faintest trace of rational judgement and a rudimentary capacity for clear reasoning decides that dangling off cliffs or jumping out of planes and heck-even ziplining qualifies as a hobby. Jeez!

COYG!!!!

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back