max WHO?

*Tarjeta de crédito rechazada* El veterinario con mi perro recién operado:

😂😭

see gay men are built different bc some of them work office jobs AND do drugs + fuck on the weekends

When someone says "eww, what's that smell" but my 72hr deodorant still has 7mins left so I know it isn't me

Cuando te levantas y recuerdas que te queda medio porro en el cenicero de anoche

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

u ever see someone so fine that u completely ignore them

The gag is an introvert will 1000% do this with someone they feel comfy with

Less than 100 days left until Summer...

😭😭😭

Sorry to anyone that didn’t get to experience this 😭

the more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. stay hydrated.

Nobody Me at work: Hiding my autism like a pro

When people start to notice your gym progress

(very sexy) Arab cashier at my local smoke shop just asked me “so you like guys right?”

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY

when i see a fat ass