Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial.

Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes

We need Kyle Clark to host the Presidential debates

Elon Musk deleted this. You know what to do.

Let’s get 500 retweets on this

In all fairness to JD Vance, find me one US Marine that hasn’t fucked at least 1 inanimate object. I’ll wait.

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Now we know the real reason Trump landed in Billings, Montana, and then drove 2 hours to Bozeman. He couldn't land at Bozeman because the lifelong conman still owes the airport $12,000 from the 2020 election.

Is inflation falling too quickly?

16. Folded snow

Kamala ridicules DJT without saying a word. DJT wants this clip deleted so no one sees him look so foolish. DO NOT REPOST AND DO NOT DROP A 💙 TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR KAMALA.

Things are getting interesting in Trump world

WRATH BE NOW YOWER SONGE MUSE! THE WRATH OF ACHILLES, SON OF PELEUS, BRINGING DESPAYRE TO THE AKHAIANS!

Notes from South Carolina: she’s 83, she widowed, lives alone, and she wants to know where to vote early. I sighed & pulled up the address. “I ain’t voting for Trump this time,” she said. “That man’s insane.” Be still my heart.

You know you've lost the economic, cultural, and moral arguments when you have to pay people to vote your way Elon Musk "I had to leave South Africa to escape the horror of apartheid (pause, pause, pause, sotto voce) ending."

Dude...if you just wanted to tell us you slept with Laura Loomer, there were other ways...

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