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I wish I believed in god

Todays a good day

I’m so used to Pittsburgh that I am starting to appreciate the rain

Doing crystal meth, will lift you up until you break

Voting for Jill Stein because she hasn’t been texting me and I am a single issue vote.

I feel like teen pregnancy would be less of a problem if you didn’t have to look left-right-left before pulling out

The current stock market euphoria is surprising given that tariffs and deportation are going to hit the average American consumer’s wallet pretty hard. Thankfully, the stock market does not reflect the economy.

And now this message from RFK jr.

Therapist and Psychiatrist (likely both CIA) say I am autistic but I don’t like trains so idk what to believe.

Morning message from our new HHS secretary

Anyone have any recommendations for a psychiatrist that will prescribe Kratom?

Dude sitting beside me is very obviously bullshitting someone saying things like leveraging data analytic solutions and lean project management into every sentence. I respect the hustle.

Early 2000’s South Park culture understood the word “fag”. x.com/AtRealBen/stat…

Bri frantic waking up from dream confessing she spent all our money on pumpkin pies

If I don’t kill my TikTok app I can watch buttered sausage on loop in memory

If I ever become radicalized this would be my Luigi moment

Excalibur.