phone conversation.. me: 'Hal please pick up deodorant..I have that Zoom show tomorrow night from Australia..I don't want to smell bad' Hal:.slight pause.. 'okay Mom' having a Kid who 'gets' you is one of life's best gifts xxxx

Georgie & I are being interviewed by NPR about our documentary journey Still Standing on Thursday tentatively to be aired Friday morning ...300 stations..3 mill listeners..'The Takeaway' I just 'liked' NPR on fkbk figured it's the least I can do ..right 😏

I'M TRYING TO BE COOL NOT WORKING OUR PRODUCER ELIZABETH JUST MESSAGED UP TO 40K YOU TUBE VIEWS 💕💕💕💕 The Eightysomethings Launching Standup-Comedy Careers THE NEW YORKER 'STILL STANDING'

I'm trying to write a tweet about the difficulties of getting old and not listening to the folks who 'know what's best for you'.. the 'right' words aren't coming so for now I'm just gonna' say..if it makes their lives easier..and your world smaller..fk it..

this is P. Kenneth Burns he is an award winning reporter for WHYY today at my home we recorded my interview for NPR's program 'The Takeaway' to be aired Fri August 5th we 'connected'.. talked & laughed & damn! I am sorry we forgot to take a picture Kenny also has a big microphone

so many emotions as I sit here waiting to hear our interview on NPR..'zillions' of stations & listeners none of this happening without the belief in our journeys of our producer/director of Still Standing.the mighty Elizabeth Zephyrine Mcdonough 💜

Happy Senior Citizens Day! go fk yourself

like I said Happy Senior Citizen Day go fk yourself

"maybe the funeral will be a time of reconciliation for William and Harry" hey..this isn't about them yep Grandma would have liked that but.. tell them not to bother their timing sucks..😔

youtu.be/RS132InwQmw

thanks Mountain Annie

fk anyone who would hurt you..you don't have time..this picture was taken 5 minutes ago

got an email that the 'Still Standing Package' about our documentary will be aired in Australia Tuesday morning. the US Monday night...she'll send the link YAY!!👏👏👏

just got a p m from a 47 year old woman who wanted to know if she was too old to try stand up.. I said 'yes'..

if it's your thing to be first in line to make a 'joke' when a celebrity passes away go for it.. but please.. could you at least make it mildly amusing instead of incredibly stupid 🙄

see the thing is.. the same folks who continue to urge me to go back to performing..are the same folks who urged me relentlessly to get the 2nd Covid vaccine shot.. the one that I believe..left me blind in my left eye with a retinal artery occlusion..'eye stroke'

so my production team and I just got an email from the co-founder of StyleLikeU 'apologizing' for the delay still want 'truly iconic' me for a video please stay tuned 🥰

o k..o k Fetterman has some difficulty processing the spoken word. Madison had epilepsy Reagan & Clinton were hearing impaired. FDR couldn't walk Oz doesn't give a fk he is the Tin Man waiting for a heart..

Oz talking about compassion is like Jeff Bezos talking about food stamps