I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world

"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now

I saw people talking about the changed ending in the Lilo and Stitch live action movie and I have trouble believing they're not joking. It's like changing Mulan so it ends with her learning there are some things only boys can do.

Thermostat go brrrrrr

price is double whatever sydney sweeney is charging obo

While some of you may be shouting "go Panthers!" or "go Oilers!" I'm shouting "go linesmen and proper faceoff regulations!!"

These officials know exactly what we're all here to see: a puck dropping demonstration, even if it unfortunately has to be interrupted by a hockey game every so often

We heard it's #NationalMascotDay

When someone is captured and at *the exact same time* they escape and their friends come to rescue them without coordination (bonus if both plans would fail if they weren’t happening simultaneously) *cough superman

this one

One monopoly she can't break up. 🍋 We interviewed the legendary Lina Khan, youngest FTC chair ever, about corporate control, things to be hopeful about, and Aidens hairline. Check it out on Lemonade Stand YT.

World needs more Lina Khans man she’s such a goat

Europeans seem to think of AC the way we think of Ozempic. It's too easy, man is supposed to suffer and you can't bypass that without incurring the wrath of the gods.

ok but this with danny #dannyphantom

the fundamental rule of our era is that everything is political, except politics, which is entertainment

Whenever something bad happens to me it’s like Oh great, something bad just happened to me. And I’m 26.

“do not overmix” “make sure there are no pockets or lumps of flour” i can only do one of those things big dog

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