Uncle Bucky be like:

Jess seeing any amount of food:

Of course Carol shows up right when he says that he's been doing stuff he shouldn't be

"Oh Roberto is back. Cool just what we need." The sarcasm in his voice.

"Don't call me that again."

"I'm going to hit you."

"It's really hard not to when you exist."

"Can you be more annoying?"

"Ugh."

"So since me and my friends fought basically a war against robots does that make us like the resistance in that very old movie called Terminator?"

"Got Tony's credit card again. You'd think he'd change his wallet."

Trying to cure the deep emotional scars of basically being a child soldier in an extinction war with irresponsible purchases with someone else's credit card cause why talk when you can get a Series X?

They are though.

"Would anyone be mad if I punched Putin? No? Good."

"Exactly but i'm sure i'm banned from even entering Russia for saying that."

"I don't think my mom would like me running off to Russia to punch a bald man."

"I ain't sharing my switch."

You made a fuss about me dying my hair blonde once so I can do the same thing right?