Once you've infected your kids repeatedly, you're going to profoundly resist any information that says that you may have permanently harmed them.

reminder that masking is punk

Chicago, Illinois is one of man’s greatest achievements.

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

Julie I will be inside you soon

Honestly? Fuck my Chungus life.

Does this bitch ever have a good day? Damn

Moshing to this tonight love?

i am so, so happy i live in chicago

That one coworker who can dress

Apple iPhones know when you go no-contact with someone, because they keep FUCKING recommending you to text them

Surely this is about the ongoing pandemic right … Right?

Does everyone remember when Henry Kissinger died

MY SHOULDERS ARE GONNA BE SO SORE TOMORROW😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just fumbled the love of my life at a shoegaze show KILL ME NOWWWWW

Historical fumble. I will pay for my mistake

Thalia lowkey the best venue in Chicago

I lowkey busted my lip last night