Someone please let me know when Parliament is recalled. You’ll find me down the Wig & Pen with John Major and eleven Supreme Court judges getting rat arsed. There will be a lock in, no proroguing here. Cheers!

Brilliant

Quite happy to tweet every page of that utterly damning Sunday Times Insight report if anybody can’t be arsed to circumvent the paywall. About 40 pages in total

If you’re struggling during these testing times and you feel you need some help then the numbers below may be of benefit. Samaritans 116 123, Mind 0300 123 3393 Calm 0800 58 58 58, Women’s Aid 0808 2000 247 Age UK 0800 678 1602, Child Line 0800 1111 Young Minds 0800 018 2138

What happens Next? 2021 - a report into the #graduateoutcomes of #disabledgraduates - launches today. "After 17 editions of What Happens Next? it's time to reverse the trend of poorer outcomes for disabled graduates. The recommendations in this report are where we should start"

Lying, betrayal, callousness: Boris Johnson is ruining lives. And the real scandal is that he keeps doing it. Latest column theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Me: I’m not guna go overboard for the start of the Euros this year Also me:

I always love a shoot out right up to the second where I have to look at the person who missed the decisive kick

Laughing at the Ukrainians covering their mouths when they talk, as if Harry Maguire has spent all of his injury time on Duo Lingo

No10 accused of blackmail, intimidation and breach of code by Chair of Constitutional Affairs Committee. Johnson in very serious trouble now. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

EU announces it has agreed unanimously amongst all member countries to take in Ukrainian refugees fir up to 3 years without asking them to first apply for asylum. Just been announced following a meeting of EU Interior ministers

Astronaut Scott Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit aboard the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.

Politics Joe have excelled themselves with this.

If you had plans to be away when Sunak took us by surprise with his July 4 election, you should apply for a postal vote now. Deadline is not that far away. Don’t let the Tories voter suppression campaign work - go to this site now GOV.UK gov.uk/apply-postal-v…

General Election Voting Info Pls share 1. Register to vote. If you're not registered, you must do it by 18 June for the General Election. gov.uk/register-to-vo… 2. Voting in person? You need valid photo ID. Check if yours is valid electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-ele… 3. Apply for postal

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. shorturl.at/nENOY