Little one has been nagging to go to the skatepark again (we practically live there). I said ok, but I’m not going again tomorrow, and he’s not allowed to nag to go tomorrow either. He replied, “Oh, that’s fine, I don’t nag on Tuesdays.” 😂 He has a nagging schedule 😂😂

Father and son workout time! And he STILL has energy to burn, dear lorde 🤦🏼‍♂️😂🏋️

Very vague very good news cryptic publishing tweet. Today has been wild. Sorry to be a tease, but I’m so proud of myself after the last 12 months I’ve had ❤️ Been the toughest year of my life, and today has made it all worthwhile 👀

This little piggy has my heart 🥺😭🐽

#DontBanOurBooks

I have to say, please can nobody ever buy me a mug again. I live in a tiny new build, the biggest of which have famously little storage or cupboard space. I couldn’t even fit a thimble in these cupboards at this point 😂

Rainy forest goblin photo dump 🌳

Mad how you can just be going about your day and then BAM a book idea hits you out of nowhere

YES Mathew Hulbert 🔶️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 ✝️! Louder for the trolls in the back! Outstanding stuff.

Finally completed the trilogy. Love this series. Nice to spend bank holiday Monday in Fargone with my favourite little 🔥🦊 📖 #RfP Lee Newbery PuffinBooks

Was doing bedtime last night and my 5yo said he wanted to go get a little drink. I thought I’d allow him some independence, and that he’d just grab a plastic cup from the cupboard. He comes back upstairs with a goddamn WINE GLASS full to the BRIM with milk 😱🤦🏼‍♂️😂

I’m so excited for all the books I’ve got to come in the second half of the decade, y’all 😁

I think it’s so unreasonable that the house can’t tidy itself up while I’m putting the little one to bed. Like, the bedtime routine in itself is exhausting, then I have to drag my ass downstairs and clean up that guy’s mess? I do not see how this is fair.

Another session with the littlest workout buddy ❤️🏋️

My 5yo spotted me playing my switch lite and now he wants to play it. Are there any appropriate games for a 5yo to play?

Perfect weather on the last day of the summer holidays for castle raiding: moody, misty, rainy 😍 It’s been a pleasure spending the last six weeks with this chap, but I will be camping outside the school gates tonight 😂