What did the Tories ever do for us ?

I know why the Scottish people drink so much whisky. It’s because #scotland is cold, wet and miserable, and the drink helps them warm up, and also forget how shit it is up here.

Every time I tick that “I am Not a Robot” box, I feel like a robot

Hey Parcelforce Worldwide why do I get ‘delivery attempted’ emails when it’s untrue.

Hey easyJet you cancelled my flight less than 14 days, but you are pretending you didn’t. Here’s your email notifying me of cancellation on 27th July and your email pretending you told me on the 25th! I also have your email saying I wasn’t even booked! Do the right thing #eu261

Forewarning to Airbnb hosts: if one of their clients comes and trashes your place, Airbnb Help will try and get out of paying your claim! Luckily I had time and date stamped evidence, but even then they try to “depreciate”’ the cost of an actual repair! #airbnb #superhost #fail

Do you care about heritage? I’m trying to save an historic building from demolition! Please sign my petition: chng.it/HhdYzrNxHg

If you could, would you want Maggie Thatcher in charge today?

Our eight-legged friend is back🕸️ Keep a lookout for our creepy crawly giant - he’s creeping around just in time for spooky season👀 Are you brave enough to get close?🕷️ #SpookySeason #HalloweenVibes #GiantSpider #xlcr #fyp #foryoupage

🌳TREE PLANTING🌳 A bit of a different end to the week for some of our team! Helping out in the local community is a big part of the culture at XLCR and we love doing what we can🙌🏼 XLCR🧡🚘 #community #CommunitySupport #x|cr #vehicleleasing #vehicleleasinguk

🥂✨ Here’s to a fantastic New Year from XLCR! ✨🥂 Here’s to a bright and successful 2025! Thank you for being part of our journey—let’s make this year the best one yet! 🥂🎆 #HappyNewYear #Welcome2025 #TeamXLCR #NewBeginnings

How things change! I used to love flying with British Airways and now I can barely remember a time when they were on time or didn’t lose my luggage, coupled with poor attitude and customer service from Heathrow Airport terminal 5 staff.

Arteta continuing his trophyless streak. The man's a fraud.

Our customers come back because we put them first, it's as simple as that. 🤷 We say it a lot, because it's the truth. Discover what sets us apart: 💼There is a dedicated account manager for every customer – no one gets left behind.

Is there anything more exciting in the modern age, than waiting for ChatGPT to generate an image for you.

Several of the team here at the XLCR offices donned their most (or least) festive Christmas Jumpers today to help raise money for Save the Children UK with some of festive fun, helping to make a difference to kids everywhere! #XLCRVehicleManagement #ChristmasJumperDay

Who’s this lad in first class Avanti West Coast ?!

❄️ Happy first day of winter! FREE ice scraper with newsletter signup! Start the season prepared with XLCR. Get your complimentary scraper + exclusive special offers. Sign up: xl.cr/3MMPo8N #XLCRVehicleManagement #FreeGiveaway #IceScraper #WinterDriving #VehicleCare

Hey Elon Musk, whilst you’re having a go at Ryanair do you think you could have a word with UK train operators too?! I have Starlink on my boat and get a better signal out at sea than I do trying to send a business email or taking a call on the train from Manchester to Bristol!

I’m no longer obese! Sure, I’m still fat but it’s a start…