Might get an eigth of k get back to me

If I’m not into it I’m not into

Here mate can I get a vodka and Red Bull there??

All we need is a bag of yokes and a gaf full of dirty yokes 🤪🤪

I’m marrying an ex 🤔 there all mostly smelly yokes so i think I’m just not getting married 😂

The Illuminati is real tell your nanny

I have never been to a festival but it’s alright I have been to diva ✌🏼

I try to stay off the drink every weekend but the minute one person texts me I’m straight out have no will power what so ever🤦🏼‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣

Time to tuck me tits into me jocks because I am going flat mate 🦄

Was only saying this the other day that if I had a girl it be getting swapped with a boy in the hospital 😂😂

Anyone else ever tell a story and leave out apart because ya know noones going to believe it anyways 😂

You can only go so far before the drink and drugs catch up on your mental health, word of advice stop while your ahead because it won’t make you feel much better in the long run

You know life is rough when ya can’t get a bit of paint sorted cash like who gives a rats if it’s 10 past 4 on a Monday morning 🤷🏼‍♂️

Just finished my 60th Netflix series and aswell as the series I watch on the sky planner I seriously have no life what so ever 😂😂