Surprise basics! Mounjaro is the measles vaccine

Gonna be a tough peyote sex party in Silicon Valley tonight :(

Humans are so sure computers want to be us that we won’t stop prodding them to try to become us. Why would anything able to exist in a stable state want to enter our weird “alive yet dying and you know it” existence? It sucks!

There are weeks when no work happens, and there are 25 minutes before meetings where a week happens.

In my next life I wanna come back as a family of 5 who’s waited until these two ticket machines to handle currency for the first time. Seems nice

Trump voice: DYIN’ Dianne Feinstein folks

The absolute fuck have I been googling

T-Pain walked so ChatGPT could run

Real photo of the men’s bathroom *during* a Taylor Swift show in 2018

SUCCESSION SPOILER: Tom comes out as a faerie. He is 2,000 years old

The Idol makes me want to wear a hijab

Credit where it is due: nyc’s June 2023 might be the nicest weather month I’ve ever experienced

Ted Danson is the goy Jeff Goldblum

United States vs Vietnam. Sounds like a party

Fun and creative from our design team :) sprou.tt/1oCWpScptvY

Great convo! sprou.tt/1YtAf7XHNSx

Love to see this! Well deserved sprou.tt/14IXJQVr58A