I spend so much time alone that I either want more time alone or desperately crave mentally stimulating human interaction. No in between.

Sami Zayn forever buddy

Thought I wasn’t going to get to see Chappell Roan in Columbia because it sold out months ago. THEN it got moved to a bigger venue today and kristina🎲 got us tickets the second they went on sale and that is the absolute highlight of my week.

LETS GOOOO

Y’all like Chappell Roan??

What a fucking terrible day

If I see one more engagement post today I’m going to **** myself

hello all i have started a gofundme campaign to fund my top surgery any bit helps, please only donate if you have the means to do so thank you 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #transhealthcare gofundme.com/f/fund-dannys-…

This Canes vs Rangers series is going to cause me to have an actual heart attack

I just ate five rolls of sushi and two orders of crab rangoon. I now have four hours to digest or puke before the rock gig. Wish me luck.

Is it called crazy bread bc it goes crazy?

The Ballentine Walmart is fucking weird

Not the loan officer that just denied me for my loan looking me up on Instagram and following me

anyone that spends an hour+ at the DMV should receive the Purple Heart

I knew there was a good reason I haven’t tried these

conditioned to think the worst

rockK as well as roll

should have been Jeffrey Dean Morgan or Jon Hamm god dammit

Punk bringing back Bret Hart gear fucking rules #SummerSlam

I am watching Treehouse of Horrors and drinking a Witch’s Brew slush float. Truly feeling peak comfort.