People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with H-E-B. It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship. They leap into action, no questions asked to help. If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

Jaylen Brown hosted another event today — this time at Canobie Lake Park. He gave out 200 tickets to the amusement park and met with fans for hours today. Very cool for fans to have a Celtics player so immersed in the community

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date: so, what do you do for work? me (mouth full of food): robot child abuse. (swallowing) smack 'em with signs and shit.

Welcome to the resistance.... Ummm.... *Checks notes*.... Wait... For real..... *Checks notes again to confirm"..... Uhhhh.... Fox News correspondent Steve Doocy!

They are really going to waste a summer slam for Orton towards the end of his career pairing him with Jelly Roll? #SNME

I love Sam Cassell and Mike Zarren going full Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets just talking that trash to the Lakers summer league team. #Celtics #NBASummerLeague

While you may see many posts today mourning the “loss” of Hulk Hogan, I will instead present you with a compilation of him getting hit with various finishers for over 30 seconds Enjoy!

I've never been in an actual fight, but been close enough to know I will work over the first Elon robots I ever see. #tesla #EpsteinClientList

29 years ago today: Hollywood Hogan, Scott Hall, and Kevin Nash debuted the first nWo black & white paid announcement. This is also the debut of the iconic nWo entrance music and logo. 🔥🔥 #nWo4Life #TooSweet

I would like to nominate Boston Shamrocks as the team name for #WNBABoston Whatever they are named I am very excited the W is coming to Boston.

2 of the 5 premier organizations in baseball and 2 of the 3 games are basically on CornCob TV after episodes of Coffin Flop. MLB can fuck right off Section 10 Podcast Jared Carrabis

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12-0 Red Sox and the Astros have a position player pitching and all I am thinking about is Wildes Emergency Pitcher Half Baked Idea. Would love seeing some gassed up Texan trying to get even with Bregman