Fun fact: In England, from the year 1285 to the year 1841, rape was punishable by hanging. Anglo-Saxon societies must retvrn to tradition…

JD Vance looks like a 1,000 year old sorcerer poorly disguising himself as a typical millennial man

How it feels to be a Norwood II male online

The disconnect between women’s reported preferences and men’s reported sexual success at different body fat percentages can be explained without assuming that anybody is lying: Extreme leanness is a niche preference, but the demand is higher than the supply.

People think I’m right-wing but really I’m just a chuddy liberal

I’ve seen spectres and spirits, ghouls and ghasts, but never a ghost in all my days

Have you tried the carrot salad

As a neurodivergent, I only listen to white rappists like Yabujin and MC 900 Ft. Jesus

Imagine the experience of being a cat. To see the world in slow motion. To hear the ultrasonic cries of plants. To smell prey from miles away. To have a body so fluid yet so powerful. It’s no wonder that they always seem so engaged with life.

“I just think it livens up the space”

If she sends you a “🖤” she’s a fake goth If she sends you a “🫀” she’s a real goth

They call me the Profit Muhammed cause I'm always getting that bag

Flamboyant gay guy on Thanksgiving: “It’s giving thanks”

Jerusalem belongs to the Koreans. It was promised to God’s Chosŏn people.

Face card this, waist card that, how about NUT CARD

“I sure do love my perfectly homogenous grass lawn” The devious dandelion seed:

I believe that the rise of the car-centric lifestyle is correlated with people caring less about what they wear. When you’re sitting in your commuter pod nobody can admire your fit.

Jewish dirtbag leftist who says “spiritually gentile” when he means “goy”

If this disgusts you then you’re spiritually vegan. Go eat your boneless skinless chicken breast in silence and leave the succulent eats to the real meatheads, little bro.