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Lane Chasek, Destroyer of Worlds

@lchasek

Editor for @JokesReview. Founder of Warp 10 Lit and Faux Queue Books (fauxqueue.wordpress.com).

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Hylics = Understands taxes, can’t solve a Rubik’s Cube. Psychics = Understands taxes, can solve a Rubik’s Cube. Pneumatics = Doesn’t understand taxes, can solve a Rubik’s Cube.

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Tipping is a mental illness. If I’m being asked to pay and evaluate a company’s employees (i.e., the owner’s job) I should be entitled to the owner’s kitchen and hot tub.

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Remember when people were freaking out over overpopulation? And now it’s the opposite? These two panics are just a decade apart. Really makes you wonder who’s benefiting from this kind of fear mongering.