People who play like this never play games where movement is a key mechanic. Quake, Unreal, Tribes, and Titanfall all have different fast-paced high movement skill ceilings, but they don't want to play them because they know they'll get thrashed by dudes who make them slow.

Total battledad victory

So at what point can we admit theres a problem with Unreal Engine 5?

I'll give the republicans this one. They found a way to rase taxes for everyone in a way that won’t immediately trigger the ancaps.

Holy shit chat they made dick fight island real.

Love the progress AAA Games are making to achieve that cinematic experience, 24FPS on a 2025 Game

Welcome to #deadlock

not a remaster but i remain vindicated

Actually crazy anyone trusted Konami with a MGS3 remake.

"Movement players" who throw fits when bugs get patched out of taticool shooters when you ask them why they aren't playing Quake or Titanfall:

All the new battlefield has to do now is drop the malware anticheat for something actually reasonable and it's got my money.

The AI prompter behind this probably though this went hard, it actually went lard.

The pedelphiles found me.

Unforgivable nerf.

"learn to code" bro millennials are turning into bootstrap boomers.

If Scrubs released today there would be at least three twitter threads about how Turk and JD are gay for each other.